Tea Time

Good people drink tea. Good people drink good tea.

I've been a tea drinker from the age of four. Well...in some sense at least. So here are a few stylized facts about TEA and ME:

1. Tea is tea and chai is chai. They are not the same and while I love both, I have a romantic relationship with tea.

2. Shivangi's is the only chai I will drink.
3. Sugar at minimum please.
4. Tea is aspirin.
5. Tea is not poison.
6. Tea does not reduce sleep.
7. Or life span.
8. Good tea has more flavour than taste.
9. Tea helps people talk.
10. I can bond only over tea.
11. There is no upper limit on the number of cups a day.
12. I drink tea out of mugs not cups.
13. If you dont like my tea I don't like you.
14. I love my tea and my tea loves me.